Grumpy Snake Figurine, Funny 3D Printed Desk Decor, Sarcastic Coiled Snake Collectible Gift

I DON'T HAVE ARMS TO CROSS AND I'M TAKING IT PERSONALLY 🐍

Every other animal in this collection gets to fold its arms and glare. This one got a long body, a permanent scowl, and absolutely no mechanism for expressing displeasure except its face — which it has, in fairness, completely mastered. Coil it on a desk, a bookshelf, or a windowsill and let it quietly resent the entire room.

✨ Why You’ll Love It
A face doing all the heavy lifting 😒 — No arms, no shoulders, no shrug available. Every bit of attitude has to land in the eyes, and it does, from clear across the room.
Sculpted coils and surface texture — The body stacks into a coil with detailed texture running its length, so it catches light and shadow instead of reading as one smooth shape.
Desk and shelf ready — At roughly 5.3 inches across and just under 6 inches tall, it claims a corner of a desk, bookshelf, or plant shelf without taking over the whole surface.
An effortless conversation starter — People who are not snake people tend to make an exception for this one, largely because it has clearly already made up its mind about them.

📏 Product Details
Material: PLA
Dimensions: 5.3 × 4.5 × 5.9 in (134 × 114 × 150 mm) — width × depth × height
Color: Your choice, selected at checkout — see the color note below
Pose: Coiled body with the head raised and turned toward the viewer
Expression: Narrowed, unimpressed stare
Finish / texture: Detailed sculpted surface texture along the body; unpainted printed finish
Intended use: Indoor decorative figurine and collectible
Production status: Made to order
Assembly: Ships fully assembled and ready to display
Care: See the care section below
All measurements are approximate.

🎨 A Note on Color
Color is your choice at checkout. The listing photographs show one printed example, and other color selections will not reproduce that exact look — including the Green/Yellow option, which is available but will read differently than the photographed piece. Dual-color and silk filaments also shift where their colors transition from one print to the next, so the color placement on your snake will be its own. The sculpt, size, and detail stay the same across every option.

🎁 A Great Gift For
Snake keepers, herpetology nerds, and anyone with a reptile-shaped personality
The friend whose entire brand is "do not speak to me before coffee"
Coworkers with a dry, deadpan sense of humor
Office Secret Santa and White Elephant exchanges
Collectors of unusual, characterful animal decor

🧵 About PLA & 3D Printing
Your extremely unimpressed new companion is made from PLA, a lightweight and durable material commonly used for detailed 3D printing. Each figurine is created one layer at a time, which is exactly what brings the coiled body texture and that narrowed stare to life.
Fine layer lines, small seams, or minor surface variations may be visible, and colors can look slightly different depending on your screen and lighting. These are normal characteristics of the 3D-printing process rather than defects — and because every piece is printed individually, your snake carries small variations that make it uniquely yours. PLA can soften or deform in high heat, so keep it away from hot cars, heaters, fireplaces, and other strong heat sources. It is built for indoor display and is not intended for food contact.

🧼 Care Instructions
Wipe gently with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth
Do not place in a dishwasher
Avoid prolonged heat and direct sunlight
For indoor decorative use
Not intended for food contact

🦊 About CurioPrinta
At CurioPrinta, we create playful and imaginative 3D-printed decor made to bring more personality to desks, shelves, offices, and homes. Our designs lean into unusual characters, funny animals, and conversation starters for people who like things a little different. Every piece is printed and prepared with care. You can learn more about our creative work at CurioPrinta.com.

🐾 Explore the Grumpy Animals Collection
This deeply put-out reptile is part of the CurioPrinta Grumpy Animals collection — a growing lineup of adorably irritated creatures with crossed arms, judgmental faces, and zero patience for your nonsense. The snake is the only member who cannot cross its arms, and it is well aware. Start your own grumpy menagerie, pick the animal that matches your mood, or find the one that is basically a coworker in figurine form. They look excellent glaring at each other in a group.
Important Product Notes
Measurements are approximate, so please review the listed dimensions before ordering. Colors may appear slightly different due to lighting, screen settings, and filament batch, and photographed colors will not match every available color option. Any props shown in the photographs are not included unless stated. This is a decorative figurine and collectible, not a children’s toy. Minor variations are normal because each piece is individually 3D printed and made to order.

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