Grumpy Sloth Figurine, Arms-Crossed Sloth Who Ran Out of Patience Three Naps Ago
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HE WOULD COMPLAIN, BUT THAT SOUNDS EXHAUSTING 🦥
Meet the Grumpy Sloth — arms crossed, brow furrowed, and radiating the specific energy of someone who was just asked to do one more thing before the weekend. He's not in a hurry, he's not impressed, and he is absolutely not moving from your desk. Park him on a shelf, a monitor stand, or anywhere that could use a little slow-motion attitude.
✨ Why You'll Love It
A Masterclass in Doing Nothing 😒 — Crossed arms and a stern, unbothered stare say everything he can't be bothered to say out loud.
Sculpted Character Details — Rendered in beige, brown, white, and black, with the layered detail that gives his grouchy little face all its personality.
Desk & Shelf Ready 🖥️ — At roughly 4.7 inches tall, he's substantial enough to command a desk, bookshelf, or office corner without taking over the whole surface.
A Guaranteed Conversation Starter — Everyone who walks by will either laugh, relate a little too hard, or quietly agree with him.
📏 Product Details
Material: PLA
Colors: Beige, brown, white, and black (approximate)
Pose: Standing with arms crossed
Expression: Stern, grumpy, thoroughly unimpressed
Finish/Texture: Smooth printed finish with fine visible layer detail
Dimensions: 3.7 × 3.8 × 4.7 in (94 × 96 × 120 mm) — approximate
Intended use: Indoor decorative figurine / collectible
Production status: Made to order
Care: See below
Dimensions are approximate.
🎁 A Great Gift For
Sloth lovers who appreciate a slower pace of life 🎁
Coworkers with a dry, deadpan sense of humor
The friend who considers "no" a complete sentence
Office Secret Santa and White Elephant exchanges
Anyone whose energy runs on one nap per meeting
🧵 About PLA & 3D Printing
Your grumpy new companion is made from PLA, a lightweight and durable material commonly used for detailed 3D printing. Each figurine is created one layer at a time, which is exactly what brings the sloth's crossed arms, furrowed expression, and layered fur detail to life.
Fine layer lines, small seams, or minor surface variations may be visible, and colors can look slightly different depending on your screen and lighting. These are normal characteristics of the 3D-printing process, not defects — and because every piece is printed individually, your sloth has tiny variations that make it uniquely yours. PLA can soften in high heat, so keep it away from hot cars, heaters, and fireplaces. It's built for indoor display and isn't intended for food contact.
🧼 Care Instructions
Wipe gently with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth
Do not place in a dishwasher
Avoid prolonged heat and direct sunlight
For indoor decorative use
Not intended for food contact
🦊 About CurioPrinta
At CurioPrinta, we create playful and imaginative 3D-printed decor made to bring more personality to desks, shelves, offices, and homes. Our designs lean into unusual characters, funny animals, and conversation starters for people who like things a little different. Every piece is printed and prepared with care. You can learn more about our creative work at CurioPrinta.com.
🐾 Explore the Grumpy Animals Collection
This perpetually unbothered sloth is part of the CurioPrinta Grumpy Animals collection — a growing lineup of adorably irritated creatures with crossed arms, judgmental faces, and zero patience for your nonsense. Start your own grumpy menagerie, pick the animal that matches your mood, or find the one that's basically a coworker in figurine form. They look fantastic glaring at each other in a group.
🐾 Important Product Notes
Measurements are approximate, so please review the listed dimensions before ordering. Colors may appear slightly different due to lighting and screen settings. Any props in the photos are not included unless stated. This is a decorative figurine and collectible, not a children's toy. Minor variations are normal since each piece is individually 3D printed.
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Grumpy Sloth Figurine, Arms-Crossed Sloth Who Ran Out of Patience Three Naps Ago
$19.99
Sale price
$19.99
Regular price