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THIS COO DID NOT ASK TO BE HERE ๐ฎ
Meet the Grumpy Highland Cow โ a fluffy Scottish coo who has clearly had enough of the weather, the tourists, and your entire agenda. With a wall of shaggy bangs he can barely see through and a pair of proud white horns he refuses to apologize for, he stands there radiating the quiet fury of a creature who just wants to be left alone in a field. Park him on your desk or shelf and let him glower at your inbox on your behalf.
โจ Why You'll Love It
Maximum Fringe, Minimum Patience ๐ โ That signature curtain of shaggy hair hides everything except the deep, unmistakable disapproval underneath.
Sculpted Highland Details โ Textured fur-like layering across the coat and a set of crisp white horns that stand out sharply against the warm brown body.
Desk & Shelf Ready ๐ฅ๏ธ โ A sturdy, compact companion for desks, bookshelves, office nooks, or the windowsill where he can judge the outdoors.
A Guaranteed Conversation Starter โ Nobody walks past a scowling fluffy cow without stopping to ask about him.
๐ Product Details
Material: PLA
Colors: Brown body with white horns (2 colors, approximate)
Pose: Standing, four-square and unbothered
Expression: Grumpy, half-hidden behind a heavy fringe
Finish/Texture: Fur-like layered coat with smooth horns
Dimensions: 4.7 in tall ร 3.1 in wide ร 4.7 in deep (120 ร 79 ร 112 mm) โ approximate
Intended use: Indoor decorative figurine / collectible
Production status: Made to order
Care: See below
Dimensions are approximate.
๐ A Great Gift For
Highland cow and farm-animal superfans ๐ฎ
Coworkers who communicate mainly in sighs
A boss who is perpetually "over it"
Office Secret Santa and White Elephant exchanges
Anyone who's ever wished they could hide behind their own hair at work
๐งต About PLA & 3D Printing
Your grumpy new coo is made from PLA, a lightweight and durable material commonly used for detailed 3D printing. Each figurine is created one layer at a time, which is exactly what brings that shaggy fur texture, sturdy stance, and proud set of horns to life.
Fine layer lines, small seams, or minor surface variations may be visible, and colors can look slightly different depending on your screen and lighting. These are normal characteristics of the 3D-printing process, not defects โ and because every piece is printed individually, your Highland cow has tiny variations that make it uniquely yours. PLA can soften in high heat, so keep it away from hot cars, heaters, and fireplaces. It's built for indoor display and isn't intended for food contact.
๐งผ Care Instructions
Wipe gently with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth
Do not place in a dishwasher
Avoid prolonged heat and direct sunlight
For indoor decorative use
Not intended for food contact
๐ฆ About CurioPrinta
At CurioPrinta, we create playful and imaginative 3D-printed decor made to bring more personality to desks, shelves, offices, and homes. Our designs lean into unusual characters, funny animals, and conversation starters for people who like things a little different. Every piece is printed and prepared with care. You can learn more about our creative work at CurioPrinta.com.
๐พ Explore the Grumpy Animals Collection
This fluffy ball of disapproval is part of the CurioPrinta Grumpy Animals collection โ a growing lineup of adorably irritated creatures with crossed arms, judgmental faces, and zero patience for your nonsense. Start your own grumpy menagerie, pick the animal that matches your mood, or find the one that's basically a coworker in figurine form. They look fantastic glaring at each other in a group.
๐พ Important Product Notes
Measurements are approximate, so please review the listed dimensions before ordering. Colors may appear slightly different due to lighting and screen settings. Any props in the photos are not included unless stated. This is a decorative figurine and collectible, not a children's toy. Minor variations are normal since each piece is individually 3D printed.
Grumpy Highland Cow 3D Printed Figurine, Funny Fluffy Cow Desk Decor, Office Shelf Collectible
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