{"product_id":"skeptical-bird-of-paradise-figurine-grumpy-fake-plant-that-judges-your-watering-schedule","title":"Skeptical Bird of Paradise Figurine, Grumpy Fake Plant That Judges Your Watering Schedule","description":"\u003cp\u003eTROPICAL VIBES. ZERO TROPICAL PATIENCE. 🌺\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the Grumpy Bird of Paradise — all the vivid orange-and-blue drama of a real tropical bloom, plus a skeptical side-eye that says it has already decided you're going to overwater it. 😒 It stands tall and colorful with its signature beak-like blossom, silently doubting your ability to keep anything alive. Perfect for a sunny windowsill it will never actually need, a desk, or a shelf full of plants that require far more effort than it does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Why You'll Love It\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Skeptical Bloom 🙄 — That vibrant orange-blue flower comes with a permanently unimpressed expression, like it's judging your last three houseplants.\u003cbr\u003e\nBold Multi-Color Detail 🎨 — Printed in orange, blue, green, brown, black, and white, built from separate parts for crisp, striking color contrast across the whole bloom.\u003cbr\u003e\nPlant Decor, Zero Upkeep 🪴 — No water, no sunlight, no drooping leaves of shame. Just tropical flair and attitude that thrives on neglect.\u003cbr\u003e\nA Guaranteed Conversation Starter — A grumpy tropical flower is exactly the kind of thing people pick up, turn over, and ask about.\u003cbr\u003e\n📏 Product Details\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterial: PLA\u003cbr\u003e\nColors: Orange, blue, green, brown, black, and white (approximate)\u003cbr\u003e\nPose: Upright tropical bloom with signature Bird of Paradise beak-shaped flower\u003cbr\u003e\nExpression: Skeptical, deadpan side-eye\u003cbr\u003e\nFinish\/Texture: [Please confirm — e.g. smooth layered \/ matte]\u003cbr\u003e\nDimensions: 4x2.8x7 in.— approximate\u003cbr\u003e\nIntended use: Indoor decorative figurine \/ collectible\u003cbr\u003e\nProduction status: Made to order\u003cbr\u003e\nCare: See below\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions are approximate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 A Great Gift For\u003cbr\u003e\nPlant lovers who could use one they can't possibly kill\u003cbr\u003e\nThe friend with a graveyard of dead succulents\u003cbr\u003e\nCoworkers who want desk greenery without the responsibility\u003cbr\u003e\nCollectors of unusual, character-filled decor\u003cbr\u003e\nHousewarmings, birthdays, or a low-key \"congrats on the new apartment\" gift\u003cbr\u003e\n🧵 About PLA \u0026amp; 3D Printing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYour grumpy little bloom is made from PLA, a lightweight and durable material commonly used for detailed 3D printing. It's assembled from several separately printed parts, which is exactly what gives the flower those crisp, contrasting tropical colors without any painting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFine layer lines, small seams, or minor surface variations may be visible, and colors can look slightly different depending on your screen and lighting. These are normal characteristics of the 3D-printing process, not defects — and because every piece is printed individually, your Bird of Paradise has tiny variations that make it uniquely yours. PLA can soften in high heat, so keep it away from hot cars, heaters, and fireplaces. It's built for indoor display and isn't intended for food contact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003cbr\u003e\nWipe gently with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth\u003cbr\u003e\nDo not place in a dishwasher\u003cbr\u003e\nAvoid prolonged heat and direct sunlight\u003cbr\u003e\nFor indoor decorative use\u003cbr\u003e\nNot intended for food contact\u003cbr\u003e\n🦊 About CurioPrinta\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAt CurioPrinta, we create playful and imaginative 3D-printed decor made to bring more personality to desks, shelves, offices, and homes. Our designs lean into unusual characters, funny plants, and conversation starters for people who like things a little different. Every piece is printed and prepared with care. You can learn more about our creative work at CurioPrinta.com.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🐾 Explore the Grumpy Plants Collection\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis tropical grump is part of the CurioPrinta Grumpy Plants collection — a growing lineup of colorful, low-maintenance flora with strong opinions and zero patience for your watering schedule. Start your own grumpy garden, pick the plant that matches your mood, or find the one that's basically you before coffee. They look fantastic sulking together on a shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🐾 Important Product Notes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are approximate, so please review the listed dimensions before ordering. Colors may appear slightly different due to lighting and screen settings. Any props in the photos are not included unless stated. This is a decorative figurine and collectible, not a children's toy. Minor variations are normal since each piece is individually 3D printed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned by novYTerra\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CurioPrinta","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51000557797628,"sku":"GruBirPar26","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/5802\/1116\/files\/il_fullxfull.8431358847_kw1l.jpg?v=1787892203","url":"https:\/\/curioprinta.com\/products\/skeptical-bird-of-paradise-figurine-grumpy-fake-plant-that-judges-your-watering-schedule","provider":"CurioPrinta","version":"1.0","type":"link"}