{"product_id":"grumpy-snake-figurine-funny-3d-printed-desk-decor-sarcastic-coiled-snake-collectible-gift","title":"Grumpy Snake Figurine, Funny 3D Printed Desk Decor, Sarcastic Coiled Snake Collectible Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eI DON'T HAVE ARMS TO CROSS AND I'M TAKING IT PERSONALLY 🐍\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEvery other animal in this collection gets to fold its arms and glare. This one got a long body, a permanent scowl, and absolutely no mechanism for expressing displeasure except its face — which it has, in fairness, completely mastered. Coil it on a desk, a bookshelf, or a windowsill and let it quietly resent the entire room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Why You’ll Love It\u003cbr\u003e\nA face doing all the heavy lifting 😒 — No arms, no shoulders, no shrug available. Every bit of attitude has to land in the eyes, and it does, from clear across the room.\u003cbr\u003e\nSculpted coils and surface texture — The body stacks into a coil with detailed texture running its length, so it catches light and shadow instead of reading as one smooth shape.\u003cbr\u003e\nDesk and shelf ready — At roughly 5.3 inches across and just under 6 inches tall, it claims a corner of a desk, bookshelf, or plant shelf without taking over the whole surface.\u003cbr\u003e\nAn effortless conversation starter — People who are not snake people tend to make an exception for this one, largely because it has clearly already made up its mind about them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e📏 Product Details\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterial: PLA\u003cbr\u003e\nDimensions: 5.3 × 4.5 × 5.9 in  (134 × 114 × 150 mm) — width × depth × height\u003cbr\u003e\nColor: Your choice, selected at checkout — see the color note below\u003cbr\u003e\nPose: Coiled body with the head raised and turned toward the viewer\u003cbr\u003e\nExpression: Narrowed, unimpressed stare\u003cbr\u003e\nFinish \/ texture: Detailed sculpted surface texture along the body; unpainted printed finish\u003cbr\u003e\nIntended use: Indoor decorative figurine and collectible\u003cbr\u003e\nProduction status: Made to order\u003cbr\u003e\nAssembly: Ships fully assembled and ready to display\u003cbr\u003e\nCare: See the care section below\u003cbr\u003e\nAll measurements are approximate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🎨 A Note on Color\u003cbr\u003e\nColor is your choice at checkout. The listing photographs show one printed example, and other color selections will not reproduce that exact look — including the Green\/Yellow option, which is available but will read differently than the photographed piece. Dual-color and silk filaments also shift where their colors transition from one print to the next, so the color placement on your snake will be its own. The sculpt, size, and detail stay the same across every option.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 A Great Gift For\u003cbr\u003e\nSnake keepers, herpetology nerds, and anyone with a reptile-shaped personality\u003cbr\u003e\nThe friend whose entire brand is \"do not speak to me before coffee\"\u003cbr\u003e\nCoworkers with a dry, deadpan sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e\nOffice Secret Santa and White Elephant exchanges\u003cbr\u003e\nCollectors of unusual, characterful animal decor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🧵 About PLA \u0026amp; 3D Printing\u003cbr\u003e\nYour extremely unimpressed new companion is made from PLA, a lightweight and durable material commonly used for detailed 3D printing. Each figurine is created one layer at a time, which is exactly what brings the coiled body texture and that narrowed stare to life.\u003cbr\u003e\nFine layer lines, small seams, or minor surface variations may be visible, and colors can look slightly different depending on your screen and lighting. These are normal characteristics of the 3D-printing process rather than defects — and because every piece is printed individually, your snake carries small variations that make it uniquely yours. PLA can soften or deform in high heat, so keep it away from hot cars, heaters, fireplaces, and other strong heat sources. It is built for indoor display and is not intended for food contact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003cbr\u003e\nWipe gently with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth\u003cbr\u003e\nDo not place in a dishwasher\u003cbr\u003e\nAvoid prolonged heat and direct sunlight\u003cbr\u003e\nFor indoor decorative use\u003cbr\u003e\nNot intended for food contact\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🦊 About CurioPrinta\u003cbr\u003e\nAt CurioPrinta, we create playful and imaginative 3D-printed decor made to bring more personality to desks, shelves, offices, and homes. Our designs lean into unusual characters, funny animals, and conversation starters for people who like things a little different. Every piece is printed and prepared with care. You can learn more about our creative work at CurioPrinta.com.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🐾 Explore the Grumpy Animals Collection\u003cbr\u003e\nThis deeply put-out reptile is part of the CurioPrinta Grumpy Animals collection — a growing lineup of adorably irritated creatures with crossed arms, judgmental faces, and zero patience for your nonsense. The snake is the only member who cannot cross its arms, and it is well aware. Start your own grumpy menagerie, pick the animal that matches your mood, or find the one that is basically a coworker in figurine form. They look excellent glaring at each other in a group.\u003cbr\u003e\nImportant Product Notes\u003cbr\u003e\nMeasurements are approximate, so please review the listed dimensions before ordering. Colors may appear slightly different due to lighting, screen settings, and filament batch, and photographed colors will not match every available color option. Any props shown in the photographs are not included unless stated. This is a decorative figurine and collectible, not a children’s toy. Minor variations are normal because each piece is individually 3D printed and made to order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned by novYTerra\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CurioPrinta","offers":[{"title":"A. CHARCOAL","offer_id":51021463027964,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"B. MIDNIGHT","offer_id":51021463060732,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"C. BONE WHITE","offer_id":51021463093500,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"D. BEIGE","offer_id":51021463126268,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"E. 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