{"product_id":"grumpy-blue-footed-booby-figurine-judgy-seabird-who-is-extremely-tired-of-you-staring-at-his-feet","title":"Grumpy Blue-Footed Booby Figurine, Judgy Seabird Who Is Extremely Tired of You Staring at His Feet","description":"\u003cp\u003eYES, THEY ARE THE FEET. EVERYONE MENTIONS THE FEET. 🐦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the Blue-Footed Booby, a seabird with an international reputation and absolutely no interest in discussing it. He stands with his long beak tipped up, wings tucked in tight, and a flat unblinking stare that says he has heard every joke about his name, his dance, and his feet, and that none of them landed. Set him on a desk, a shelf, or a bookcase and let him quietly judge everything happening around him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Why You'll Love It\u003cbr\u003e\nA Face That Has Heard It All — the long tapered beak, low brow, and level stare add up to a bird who agreed to exactly one photo and has regretted it ever since.\u003cbr\u003e\nSculpted Feather Detail — detailed feather texture runs across the back and folded wings, so he looks just as good from behind. He would like that noted, since nobody ever gets past the feet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDesk, Shelf and Bookcase Ready — at roughly 6.6 in from beak to tail he has real presence without taking over the whole desk. Office, home office, bookshelf, entryway, or the corner of a monitor stand all work.\u003cbr\u003e\nA Conversation Starter With a Very Good Name — the blue-footed booby is a genuine seabird, and saying its name out loud has never once stopped being funny. Guests will ask. He will not be pleased.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e📏 Product Details\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterial: PLA\u003cbr\u003e\nColors: Bone white and white body with brown and black markings\u003cbr\u003e\nPose: Standing upright with wings folded back and beak raised\u003cbr\u003e\nExpression: Flat, unimpressed, thoroughly done with the attention\u003cbr\u003e\nFinish \/ texture: Sculpted feather texture across the back and wings, smoother beak and face\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions: Approx. 2.4 x 6.6 x 5.2 in (61 x 168 x 132 mm), width x depth x height\u003cbr\u003e\nIntended use: Indoor decorative figurine and collectible\u003cbr\u003e\nProduction status: Made to order, printed for you and shipped fully assembled\u003cbr\u003e\nCare: See the care section below\u003cbr\u003e\nDimensions are approximate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 A Great Gift For\u003cbr\u003e\nBirders and life-list keepers, especially anyone who has actually ticked one off in the Galápagos\u003cbr\u003e\nThe friend who came back from a wildlife trip and still has not stopped talking about it\u003cbr\u003e\nCoworkers with a dry sense of humor and a desk that needs a supervisor\u003cbr\u003e\nBiology and marine-science teachers, students, and aquarium volunteers\u003cbr\u003e\nSecret Santa and White Elephant exchanges, where the name alone does half the work\u003cbr\u003e\nAnyone already building a shelf full of Grumpy Animals\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🧵 About PLA \u0026amp; 3D Printing\u003cbr\u003e\nYour permanently unimpressed seabird is made from PLA, a lightweight and durable material commonly used for detailed 3D printing. Each figurine is created one layer at a time, which is exactly what brings his feather texture, beak shape, and deeply unenthusiastic expression to life.\u003cbr\u003e\nFine layer lines, small seams, or minor surface variations may be visible, and colors can look slightly different depending on your screen and lighting. These are normal characteristics of the 3D-printing process rather than defects, and because every piece is printed individually, your booby has small variations that make him uniquely yours. PLA can soften in high heat, so keep him out of hot vehicles and away from heaters, fireplaces, and other strong heat sources. He is built for indoor display and is not intended for food contact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003cbr\u003e\nWipe gently with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth\u003cbr\u003e\nDo not place in a dishwasher\u003cbr\u003e\nAvoid prolonged heat and direct sunlight\u003cbr\u003e\nFor indoor decorative use\u003cbr\u003e\nNot intended for food contact\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🦊 About CurioPrinta\u003cbr\u003e\nAt CurioPrinta, we create playful and imaginative 3D-printed decor made to bring more personality to desks, shelves, offices, and homes. Our designs lean toward unusual characters, funny animals, and conversation starters for people who like things a little different. Every piece is printed and prepared with care. You can learn more about our designs and creative work at CurioPrinta.com.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🐾 Explore the Grumpy Animals Collection\u003cbr\u003e\nThis reluctantly famous seabird is part of the CurioPrinta Grumpy Animals collection, a growing lineup of adorably irritated creatures with folded wings, crossed arms, judgmental faces, and absolutely no patience for your nonsense. Start your own grumpy menagerie, pick the animal that matches your mood on a Monday, or find the one that is basically a coworker in figurine form. They look excellent lined up on a shelf, ignoring each other.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e📝 Important Product Notes\u003cbr\u003e\nMeasurements are approximate, so please review the listed dimensions before ordering. Colors may appear slightly different due to lighting and screen settings. Any props shown in the listing photos are not included unless stated. This is a decorative figurine and collectible, not a children’s toy. Minor variations are normal because each piece is individually 3D printed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eDesigned by novYTerra\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CurioPrinta","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51021482000636,"sku":"BluBoo26","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/5802\/1116\/files\/il_fullxfull.8466947097_8ex5.jpg?v=1787892172","url":"https:\/\/curioprinta.com\/products\/grumpy-blue-footed-booby-figurine-judgy-seabird-who-is-extremely-tired-of-you-staring-at-his-feet","provider":"CurioPrinta","version":"1.0","type":"link"}