{"product_id":"extremely-unimpressed-dragon-figurine-grumpy-winged-dragon-who-has-heard-your-excuses-before","title":"Extremely Unimpressed Dragon Figurine, Grumpy Winged Dragon Who Has Heard Your Excuses Before","description":"\u003cp\u003eNOT IMPRESSED. NOT INTERESTED. NOT MOVING. 🐉\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis dragon has enormous wings, a set of horns that clearly mean business, and absolutely no intention of using either one today. He has watched knights ride up, make speeches, and ride away again, and somehow none of it earned so much as a raised eyebrow. Park him on a desk, a bookshelf, or the corner of a gaming setup and he will guard the territory with all the enthusiasm of someone watching the clock at 4:52 on a Friday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e✨  Why You'll Love It\u003cbr\u003e\n😒  A face that says \"try again\"\u003cbr\u003e\nThe lowered brow and narrowed stare belong to a creature who was promised treasure, glory and a decent lunch, and received none of the three. Nothing you say is going to fix it.\u003cbr\u003e\n🔥  Sculpted wings, horns and ridges\u003cbr\u003e\nBroad textured wings, bone-white horns and a row of pale ridges running down the back give this little menace real fantasy-creature presence, with the colored body making the contrast pop.\u003cbr\u003e\n🖥️  Desk and shelf ready\u003cbr\u003e\nAt roughly 6.8 inches tall he is big enough to command a shelf and small enough to sit beside a monitor, a keyboard, or a stack of dice without staging a takeover.\u003cbr\u003e\n💬  Built to start conversations\u003cbr\u003e\nDragons are supposed to be terrifying. This one is mostly just deeply over it, which tends to be the first thing visitors want to talk about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e📏  Product Details\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterial: PLA  (3D printed)\u003cbr\u003e\nDimensions: 4.8 × 4.6 × 6.8 in  (W × D × H)  (123 × 116 × 172 mm — approximate)\u003cbr\u003e\nColors: Choice of body color with bone-white horns and back ridges  (black and white eyes) (If you want a different body color direct me)\u003cbr\u003e\nPose: Standing upright with wings spread and arms folded  (grumpy dragon stance)\u003cbr\u003e\nExpression: Lowered brow, narrowed eyes, thoroughly unimpressed\u003cbr\u003e\nFinish \/ texture: Smooth body with sculpted scale, wing and ridge detail  (visible print texture)\u003cbr\u003e\nIntended use: Indoor decorative figurine \/ collectible  (not a toy)\u003cbr\u003e\nProduction: Made to order — printed for you and shipped fully assembled\u003cbr\u003e\nDimensions are approximate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🎁  A Great Gift For\u003cbr\u003e\n🐉  Dragon and fantasy fans who already own the friendly, majestic versions\u003cbr\u003e\n🎲  Tabletop and gaming friends who need a mascot for the campaign\u003cbr\u003e\n☕  The coworker whose sense of humor is 90% dry and 10% caffeine\u003cbr\u003e\n📅  A manager who guards their calendar the way a dragon guards gold\u003cbr\u003e\n🎄  Office Secret Santa, White Elephant, birthdays and housewarmings\u003cbr\u003e\n🗿  Collectors of unusual character decor and quietly furious figurines\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🧵  About PLA \u0026amp; 3D Printing\u003cbr\u003e\nYour new dragon is made from PLA, a lightweight and durable material commonly used for detailed 3D printing. Each figurine is created one layer at a time, which is exactly what brings the wing texture, horn shapes, ridge detail and that magnificently sour expression to life.\u003cbr\u003e\nFine layer lines, small seams or minor surface variations may be visible, and colors can look slightly different depending on your screen and lighting. These are normal characteristics of the 3D-printing process rather than defects — and because every piece is printed individually, your dragon carries tiny variations that make it uniquely yours. PLA can soften in high heat, so keep it out of hot cars and away from heaters and fireplaces. It is made for indoor display and is not intended for food contact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🧼  Care Instructions\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Wipe gently with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Do not place in a dishwasher\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Avoid prolonged heat and direct sunlight\u003cbr\u003e\n•  For indoor decorative use\u003cbr\u003e\n•  Not intended for food contact\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🦊  About CurioPrinta\u003cbr\u003e\nAt CurioPrinta, we create playful and imaginative 3D-printed decor made to bring more personality to desks, shelves, offices and homes. Our designs lean into unusual characters, funny animals and conversation starters for people who like things a little different. Every piece is printed and prepared with care. You can learn more about our creative work at CurioPrinta.com.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🐾  Explore the Grumpy Animals Collection\u003cbr\u003e\nThis extremely unbothered dragon is part of the CurioPrinta Grumpy Animals collection — a growing lineup of adorably irritated creatures with folded arms, judgmental faces and zero patience for your nonsense. Start your own grumpy menagerie, pick the character that matches your mood, or find the one that is basically a coworker in figurine form. They look excellent glaring at each other in a group.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🐾  Important Product Notes\u003cbr\u003e\nMeasurements are approximate, so please review the listed dimensions before ordering. Colors may appear slightly different due to lighting and screen settings. Any props shown in the photos are not included unless stated. This is a decorative figurine and collectible, not a children's toy, and it is not suitable for small children. 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